Portland Noodles

The act of ejaculating into a lover's armpit hair and letting it dry and get crusty. Then munching on it like dry ramen.

First usage 2018, Paul, Mayo, and Aaron

Did you seriously have Portland Noodles today?

by CASTLE6969Liberator November 2, 2018

Noodle Mic

When you're getting that sloppy toppy and she stops to talk to you while still holding your penis like a microphone

"Bro Emma was giving me that sloppy toppy today and we totally had a whole conversation over noodle mic"

by TreeRooster March 15, 2019

Wet Noodle

Accurate depiction of John's firewall

John's firewall is as strong as a wet noodle

by DrVenable May 20, 2018

sparkle noodles

Delicious noodles with white sauce and green specks also known as angels hair.

"Mmm can we have sparkle noodles for dinner tonight mum?"

"Jimmy grow the hell up they don't have sparkles on them!"

by DangerBunnyAttac April 18, 2018

spicey noodle

A feisty snake with attitude.

Person 1: he's got some attitude today, tagged at me earlier

Person 2: he's a spicey noodle

by Forestfox25 May 16, 2021

noodle fever

occurs when one has an (asian) obsession with the opposite (asian) sex

"Bro do you have asian love? Nah bro I have the noodle fever"

by PhilYoon November 3, 2011

Noodle Hunter

A person who dates and beds exclusively people of Asian descent or with distinctly Asian features.

Thomas Jefferson: "Benjamin Franklin dates only Asian women."
John Quincy Adams: "Oh, so he's a noodle hunter."

by Ambrose Pierce May 14, 2008