The method in which a person uses their horrible internet to perform feats on video games that were never thought possible.
by Quantum energy August 27, 2025

A thing that sometimes happens where your game suddenly starts running slower than usual.
It is also an excuse that gamers often use whenever they’re doing bad at a game.
It is also an excuse that gamers often use whenever they’re doing bad at a game.
by BeckBro_ January 20, 2022

when someone sends you a facebook chat message because your droid shows you online but you dont notice it till hours later
when did i get this facebook chat message?, oh its from 4 hours ago man i hate this droid lag now there off line
by road rager runner April 28, 2011

A play on “guns don’t kill people, people kill people”, but in response to the growing number of school shootings being blamed on first- and third-person shooters.
Coined by the Act Man, “guns don’t kill people, lag does”, shows the irony of the situation we’re in, Luddites meeting up and talking about Grand Theft Auto.
by MaybeARealWord January 12, 2022

Zombie Redeye Jet Lag
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
ENSUES after a redeye flight
Stages of Redeye Zombification :
1 Extreme exhaustion
2 Extreme indigestion
3. Extreme nausea.
4. Periods of confusion and delusion
5 Irritability
6. Delirium
7. Hallucinations.
8. Decision Fatigue.
9. Flatulence.
10. Blurry vision
11. Restlessness.
12. Final Coma Like Relaxation
Usually, each stage is lasts about an hour, but this can change vary per person.
by BlaykeyDonk Jr February 19, 2025

The random quick spike of lag one witnesses at a random point in a horror related game.
Which often indicates the game loading in something that will kill or chase the player.
Which often indicates the game loading in something that will kill or chase the player.
by JeffyLacePipeandpoopers4297 May 3, 2025

–noun
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
a temporary disruption of the body's normal biological rhythms after at least 24 hours without sleep dancing to 100 mph soul records.
by Soulgirl March 6, 2009
