When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.
by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015
Get the morning glazemug. The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.
by Onnikus June 26, 2017
Get the Morning slimemug. by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021
Get the Morning woodmug. When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.
I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.
by uandus January 21, 2020
Get the Morning corkscrewmug. Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012
Get the Folger's Morningmug. by astrosmurf May 30, 2015
Get the Morning Dewmug. when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.
by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009
Get the morning dovemug.