morning glaze

When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.

"Bitch, I'm bout to give you a morning glaze for eating my skittles!"

by Whatsgoody14 November 3, 2015

Morning slime

The slimy, collective build-up of drool and dead skin that forms on your lips overnight--usually an indicator that you slept pretty damn well.

Yeah man, that bed was awesome, it gave me crazy morning slime.

by Onnikus June 26, 2017

Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.

Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!

by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021

Morning corkscrew

When you wake up hung over AF only to find the vibrator you were toying with last night is still in your vagina.

I woke up this morning after a night of drinking only to find a morning corkscrew and thought to myself what in the actual fuck happened last night.

by uandus January 21, 2020

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and ready to fuck

My girl had morning dew today, bitch had to change her panties.

by astrosmurf May 30, 2015

morning dove

when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.

I woke up with morning wood and gave Jessica a morning dove, she cooed and loved it.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009