Drunkenstein's Monster

A person who is fed so many drinks from another drunk (the Drunkenstein) that they become a stiff, groaning, glazed eyed, shell of a human being.

A Drunkenstein is necessary to create such a being and the monster usually does what Drunkenstein tells them to do without question.

Last night Mikey bought me so many shots that I became Drunkenstein's Monster and started breaking things. Needless to say we got kicked out.

by Fritopia March 18, 2009

Monster crap

When somone takes the most humongous shit in a public toilet and there is no paper on top so you know they didn't wipe

Fuck, somone took the biggest Monster crap in the school toilet.

by Cooncheese May 14, 2017

monster of the month

Usually reffering to the ''whore of the month''; the girls EVERYONE'S fucking.

James: Hey look, its Mary.
Jessica: She's the Monster of the Month. Fucked her twice.

by heatherrrrr. June 18, 2008

body monster

A woman with a gorgeous, ridiculously well-proportioned, lean and voluptuous body.

Wow. Did you go to the Penn relays track meet last week? Almost every female athlete was a body monster. Like Jessica Rabbit come to life.

by K-butta August 4, 2011

Monster Pounce

When one owns another in any way shape or form.

WOW! You guys just got Monster Pounced!

by SuitabIe December 8, 2010

Lagoon Monster

a trick used to scare young children, preferably while in water

Lagoon Monster- "Im the Lagoon Monster, ABOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO-BOO"
child- "your not scary"
Lagoon monster- "Your parents dont love you"

by Pete DeFilippo August 6, 2007

Monster Muff

shaved beaver that has grown back twice as thick

Pats momma has a monster muff, It's like the jungle in nam!!

by 2fast4u May 3, 2006