Koomz' Mother

The definition of raw, natural beauty. A polish icon, and mother of the late Polish MC. Before he died after ragging, tagging, and shagging Mia. Sorry lad x

You're so Koomz' Mother.

by Word creator lol February 26, 2019

Mother’s Teet

3 or more people with heightened levels of self loathing each pour a Four Loko into a vessel, ideally a bucket, upon which time each individual uses a bendy straw to collectively chug the contents in as little time as possible

Last weekend we got together and did Mother’s Teet in the backyard

by King Neb December 14, 2018

Mother Penguin

The sexual act in which the female takes two white eggs and cracks them both open upon each of the males nipples, upon doing so, the female vacuums them both into her mouth and guzzles them into the males mouth, like a mother penguin.

My girl and I tried the mother penguin over the weekend, shit was wild.

by Professor Morelotek June 10, 2018

Mother Moan

A moan that comes from a mother.

"After a hard day at work, my wife let out a big mother moan. I then crawled to her on all fours."

by WallyDefines January 9, 2023

Mother bitcher

Mother bitcher is when you litteraly dont know how to swear and say anything that comes to your mouth

"You mother bitcher, I swear to cum bro you always vagina."
"Thats not how you swear..."
"SHUT THE SHITTING UP"

by ImSleepyYT May 13, 2023

Mother Hen

When a man in a crotchless gimpsuit squats on another man's face

Alans face got all covered in balls when Steven treated him to a mother Hen

by Eonypony July 20, 2023

Mother Hen

The Mother puppet from sound of music. She went rouge one day and now stalks people for enjoyment.

I saw Mother Hen near the highway heading north for Canada.

by J.W. Nessbitt July 24, 2023