midnight love

Someone who you love more than they love you. This person may hook up with you (specifically at night) but doesn’t want to pursue an actual relationship with you. This person may not want anyone to know you guys are hooking up and may make require you to keep it a secret. Usually a midnight love will be someone who’s your number one but you aren’t there’s in return. Commonly midnight loves are one sided and for the soul purpose of sex.

I guess i’ll have to settle for just being their midnight love.

by taurus7 May 30, 2023

Midnight toothbrush

So at midnight.... you're in a room with your partner, before your male partner ejaculates you open your mouth wiDe and let him cum in your mouth mostly on your teeth.. side to side and deeeeeeep throat

Homie: yo parker did you give her a midnigh toothbrush
Parker: yeah her teeth were looking real white afterwards
Homie: nice bro

Rachel: Becca I got the best midnight toothbrush last night
Becca: you lucky bitch

by tittykittykat May 20, 2017

Midnight Melvin

When a person playing poker decides to play cards that they should have folded all they way to the river and catches a "miracle card" to win the hand.

Person 1: Man, no matter what the bet Gary never folds his losing hands.

Person 2: yup, he waits for the river, total Midnight Melvin...

by 18cent June 12, 2017

midnight adrenaline

That burst of energy you get from eleven thirty to three am.

''Yo, Randy, i got that midnight adrenaline!"

''Welcome to the Night Life, Kole."

by the thing goes November 27, 2017

Midnighted

Having 3 Midnight Society Dixper skills used on you at once.

I was tryin to hide from the ghost in Phasmophobia but I got Midnighted!

by May 31, 2022

midnight maddness

It is best to avoid "midnight maddness" for it is the act upon a preferably sleeping person late at night where there are pranks of horrible unspeakable maddness. could be anything from writing on them, to super glue there hand to there balls.

(maddness is spelled incorectly for TradeMark reasons)
TTH

(TTH is also Trademarked so dont fucking use it unless i say so)

Me- Hey guys, gavin is out, lets midnight maddness on his back.
scotty- Thats tight huh!

by Nicknolty2 July 27, 2009

Midnight Maccas Run

the art of going to your nearest 24h Maccas and getting some food, while doing it as quick as possible.

bonus points if you do a burnout in the drive thru.

usually done between 12am and 4:30am

Me: Oi mate you up for a Midnight Maccas run?
Friend: fucking sure mate lets go

by Blind Man driving August 26, 2023