mind midget

mind midget is when you get in your own head about everything, it is another word for overthinking

“run the 400 in track don’t be a mind midget” -mr nelson 03/30/22

by k.rau March 30, 2022

Midget Blowjob

A Midget blowing your dick it usually feels good unless they're too short and blowing the underside of your penis

"Ooooh that was a great midget blowjob I'll make sure to pay you by friday"

by HeroicLeftnut1234 February 19, 2019

drop the midget

A metaphor for male masturbation.

Lock the door, I need to drop the midget real quick.

by Sally SlutAlot October 22, 2017

Bully a midget day

28th May is worldwide 'bully a midget day'

Todays the 28th May. Bully a midget day. Time to bully a midget!

by Jehrewue8s May 28, 2022

Furry pink midget

A small man used as living handcuffs in sex with the legs and arms made to be slotted in between holes in the headboard of a bed and pulled on as rock climbing like holds

I like using furry pink midgets in the bedroom they add lots of fun to the experience

by Kinky_collin February 22, 2025

Uppity Midgets

Noun: When a group of midgets cannot reach an item they link together forming a 9 ft. tall mega midget. This event may also occur when attacked.

Harold: "Dude you won't believe what I saw at the grocery store yesterday."
Duff:"whatd you see man?"
Harold: "A bunch of little people couldn't reach a jar of peanut butter so they performed the Uppity Midgets dance"

by Cuntismyword September 03, 2019

midgetitis

A midget that has a sexually transmitted disease from fucking people with herpititus.

Frank: “I’d like to put my wang in that midget.”
Marcus: “I wouldn’t touch that thing with a 10 foot pole. She got the midgetitis.”
Frank: “eww she got that stank puss.”

by Anal crisp December 27, 2017