by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 26, 2025
Get the Ima Have TO Smack YOur Back THrough THe Midnight Sonsmug. When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.
Steve: I'm going to diet.
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?
Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.
Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.
*1 month later.
Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.
Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.
Steve: Why?!
Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!
by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024
Get the Midnight 15mug. When u are over at a girls house past midnight and u cum all over her. Preferably face but stomach or tits will do.
by BigPapi420 July 6, 2015
Get the spraying midnight juicemug. by thatdazedguy April 8, 2024
Get the midnight loversmug. 1- 00:00 in the postmidnight.
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the postmidnight.
4- The middle of the nighttime.
2- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the day (period of 24 hours) and the beginning of the next day (period of 24 hours).
3- Exact moment of transition that marks the end of the evening and the beginning of the postmidnight.
4- The middle of the nighttime.
Midnight.
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
Get the midnightmug. by Magic tiger May 17, 2022
Get the Midnight kualamug. A prostitute. A hooker. A lady of the evening...especially one who receives funds for services provided.
Derived from the 1923 song of the same name.
Derived from the 1923 song of the same name.
by Jrestes927 February 15, 2013
Get the Midnight Rosemug.