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The Skiing Matas

When you go to Val Thorens and claim to have hooked up with at lot of women, that none of friends mysteriously seem to have witnessed, but in reality you spent the majority of your time engaged in extreme-bondage-homosexual-intercourse.
Rasmus: "did you see any women that mathias hooked up with on the ski trip."
Asger: "No, and apperently none of the other guys did neither."
Rasmus: "Ahh, he must have done The Skiing Matas yet again."
by Erwien February 23, 2023
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It’s already more maths in zero lol

It’s already more maths in zero lol
It’s already more maths in zero lol
by syafinaz? October 22, 2023
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Woman from maths

Woman from maths simply means a female substitute teacher who is from Nigerian descent.
We have "woman from maths" for English.
by oragne06 January 13, 2025
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1st Class Maths

A guy who helps needy british kids with their gcse. Bonus points if you watch the night before the exam.
Needy Child: Chat I might be cooked, I have my math gcse exam tommorow.
Chat: Watch 1st Class Maths needy child
Needy Child: Thanks Chat!
by Carry on young one February 20, 2025
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Top Gear Maths

When you round up a number to the next most impressive figure specifically to make an impact.
Dave spent £857,945 on snacks last year. Using a little Top Gear Maths, that's a million pounds!
by TayBoop March 14, 2025
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How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams

Famous author Phil Vinnicombe has demanded that all humans read his novel.
Yo bro, install Wattpad right fucking now.

Why?

Stop being such a faggot and install it.

Okay chill out munchkin.

Okay when it's done open the search browser and look up "How I Turned from a Maths Teacher to Wednesday Addams"
by FayTheGoldDigger December 13, 2022
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2k with the doh my mates

2k with the doh my mates refers to a group of youthful lads, including ET, Billy-Joe, and Seb Rossi. Seb rossi is the worst of them all.
"2k with the doh my mates" Person 1
"broooo doh my" Person 2
"ok but are u tryna hop on" Person 1
"ye alr" Person 2
"fr" Person 1
"get on then, u scared?" Person 1
"ill be on in 5" Person 2
"alr bet" Person 1
"see u soon" Person 2
"bye" Person 1
by skibidifanumtax October 29, 2024
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