Marcela

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Marcela, a young girl who uses herself as an example that shouldn't be followed when she only seeks to be a good influence after all. A daughter of God who seeks to improve every day but frequently fails in the attempt, but even knowing she will be forgiven, that feeling of not being enough still hurts. Quite trusting from the moment you speak to her, she will make jokes and use sarcasm as a way to show her interest in you as a friend. She isn't good in serious situations, as she's used to avoiding them, avoiding topics, and making jokes to ease the tension that serious topics cause her. She will write poems about you if at any time she is interested in you as someone who cares about you. She will pay attention to you, but she will hide it by treating you the way she treats others. However, there will be sincerity in her gaze every time she tells you that you are special. She'll use the most appropriate vocabulary when speaking, even if it's not perfect. She'll always say that it doesn't hurt to try, because her God is perfect, and He'll eventually notice every word she says. She'll point out the things she's better at than you, but don't worry, she just wants to feel better about herself, and the joking tone when she rubs her achievements in your face will be there. Marcela is a lost cause after all, but let's hope this isn't her final definition, because she still has a lot of potential to admire. - by: Marcela

by Mar!!!ymbbb March 21, 2025

marcaylah

Marcaylah is that pretty bitch with a fat ass and fat wet juicy pussy . she got a water park 😍😍😍 usally mean but a nice loyal supportive girlfriend. Funny. Goofy.

Marcaylah will make you fall in love and hypnotize you , spoil you and fck you good.

by Caycizztttt March 21, 2025

marcaylah

Marcaylah is the most beautiful loyal fat ass fat pussy bitch. She is caring , supportive, loving , best dancer in the world 💃 , creative. She is the best girlfriend u could ever ask for.

“When I see marcaylah she make my dick hard bro” “cay got da Turk homiez😭😭” she will love you hard hypnotize you and fuck you to sleep 💗

by Caycizztttt March 21, 2025

Marcaylah

Marcaylah got a fat ass 🍑with a fat 🐱 and comes with a built in water park.💦 she’s beautiful and a pretty chocolate girl. SHES AMAZING AND MAKES OUR WORLD BETTER!!she will never stop riding until u finish. WE NEED MORE FEMALES LIKE HER!!🙌🙌🙌☝️✊✊

“Marcaylah make my penis hard asf” “she’s beautiful damn” “I don’t think marcaylah likes me” “she got the yurk”

by Caycizztttt March 21, 2025

MarcBoi

In 2025 fuckbois roam the streets named Marc. Notice the C at the end instead of the K. That's your first sign to beware. These guys will do everything and anything to sleep with you but make it not seem like it's about sex. Like the siren songs of old they use their money and resources to lure you in instead of their voice to trick their victims. Once a mating ritual has been completed they then begin to burrow themselves in your anus never leaving you be while simultaneously gaslighting you to make you feel guilty when you don't want to sleep with them again. Similar to parasites, vampires, and leeches they feed off your misfortune instead of blood. Only to reappear once your at your lowest attempting to complete another mating ritual that results in you not recognizing them as the fuckbois they are. If unsuccessful a temper tantrum will ensue as they begin their slow crawl out of you anus in the hopes of finding another victim by acting like their the victim of a bad relationship. They are the older brother of chads and brads, and cousin to kyles. Fathers and mothers tend to be named Kevin and Karen.

I gotta figure out how to get this MarcBoi out of my butt. He's in there deep and it's only getting worse

by PJohns3372 March 31, 2025

Marc's First Law

A law invented by Marc of The Templin Institute and introduced in the video "The Idiotic Strategy That Always Works (But Shouldn't!)":

"Dumb ideas are implemented all the time often with cataclysmic results. But they're implemented in the first place because there was a legitimate expectation of a positive outcome; these ideas fall within the "Zone of Believability." However some ideas are so clearly bad and consequences so obvious that no sensible person would ever consider them; such ideas cross the threshold into the "Zone of Ridiculousness" and no explanation can ever justify such an idea's inherit preposterousness."

Essentially this law dictates that are 2 categories that a dumb idea fit under: Believable (Reasonable chance of a positive outcome) and Ridiculous (Very high chance of 1 or more bad outcomes), and that any idea that fits under the latter category should be flat-out rejected.

Ship Captain *Gives details on a naval assault plan*
Executive Officer: Sir, there's so much wrong with that plan that it breaks Marc's First Law; I can't even list out every possible way that it could fail!

by KXMR April 4, 2025

Marcel

A fat cunt who likes to eat smegma all day long. he eats the smegma and jacks off too femboy futa. he goons all day, and after gooning he eats his smegma.

My friend ate his own smegma so i called him a Marcel

by Sigmathoswwhoknow April 21, 2025