A word deprived from clutch Englishmen with creative ways of describing things in sentences you cant understand. This is a dagger, usually located between a mans legs, used to stab females in the muffin, hence a "Muffin Dagger". Sometimes resulting in a small blob on a weird screen showing up weeks later.
Dick N. Says "Hey chap, I totally got to sharpen my Muffin Dagger last night and got my stab on"
Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
Gina O. says "YOU GOT MAD PULL RIGHT-O"
by D dubz from A town January 18, 2009
Get the Muffin Daggermug. An attractive young male who will grow up to be very fine indeed. Also could apply to females. Mini muffins are ALWAYS too young to date.
Damn Steve, check out that Mini Muffin over there!
Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.
Yeah mate, give him a few years and he'll be ripe for the picking.
by Jeremyness February 8, 2007
Get the Mini Muffinmug. by Anal Dan April 20, 2010
Get the Muffin Topmug. A face of which the teeth are clenched, and the mouth is formed to a tight, creepy circle. Is used as a universal symbol of random/weirdness. The ideal face used to bite into a muffin.
Courtney: Wow, these muffins are delicious! *makes The Muffin Face* *Bites into muffin*
Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
Maddy: Yeah, I want another! *makes Muffin Face* Anyone want to split a muffin?
by crazyboutfood September 28, 2009
Get the The Muffin Facemug. by Burnboy8604 September 2, 2005
Get the slut muffinmug. When you are fucking are girl and you pull out and punch her straight in the vagina and it swells up resembling the top of a raspberry mffin
by Dave Cal October 4, 2007
Get the raspberry muffinmug. by Bethaney Hannah Scott (: January 26, 2009
Get the Love muffinmug.