morning beard

When a man wakes up after a hard night of work, sleep or partying, and his facial is messy and untidy.

"Dude, what's going on with your beard? It looks like a Brillo Pad!"
"I come as-is to the CrossFit workout at this early hour."

morning beard, bed head, helmet hair, morning hair, bad hair day, bedhead

by Mad Innovator May 17, 2014

Folger's Morning

Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.

The Folger's Morning left me needing a shower.

by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012

Morning Poop

Everyone does it. Wake up early in the morning and take some of the biggest shits you've ever seen.

Where else is the 12 hours of sewage gonna go?

"Every morning when I wake up, I feel obliged to take a shit every morning, or else my day just doesn'the feel right."

"It's called a morning poop, Joe. Get it right."

by A price of shit October 20, 2019

Morning wood

That feeling you get when you wake up and want to mine some trees in minecraft.

Mum, look at the size of the morning wood I have!

by ShampooDrinker September 13, 2021

Morning Steak

A juicy, choice cut of man-tenderloin served in bed with barbecue sauce and a smile.

Joey and Kristian's favorite hobby is serving each other morning steaks.

by TheWonderboy May 25, 2010

Morning Dew

When a woman wakes up horny and ready to fuck

My girl had morning dew today, bitch had to change her panties.

by astrosmurf May 30, 2015

morning dove

when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.

I woke up with morning wood and gave Jessica a morning dove, she cooed and loved it.

by Dr. Big Junk January 14, 2009