New mommy syndrome

When a woman has her first child and is no longer any fun to hang out with. Makes sure to bring up their child in every conversation no matter the topic.

Person 1: Let’s call Kelly and see if she wants to hang out tonight
Person 2: good luck with that ever since she had that baby she’s had a bad case of new mommy syndrome.

by Dutch Pirate April 19, 2022

Mommy come and take my lolly

You sing to your mom

Me: mommy I am going to sing to you.
Mom: so you are going to mommy come and take my lolly? Ok
Me: yaaaa

by Unahya December 12, 2020

Angel Mommy

Purity

Angel Mommy's are so pure

by The WheeliumThe2nd Of Death December 22, 2020

mommy scold

Scolding somebody younger than yourself for a perceived indiscretion

I don’t want to mommy scold you, but you fucked up!!

by Catchris2 January 27, 2021

Mommies

Fans of the Your Mom's House podcast

The mommies love to fuck up garth brooks instagram and Facebook comments.

by Highandtight420 February 5, 2021

mommy you smell good

when your mom smell good mannnnnn

HEY MOMMY YOU SMELL GOOD

THANKS DADDDDDDYSYYDYDYDYSYYSYS

by tartastan February 9, 2021

main mommy

The person in charge

That person is the main mommy

by Freakychony February 22, 2021