National Alexis(M) Day

October 8th is National Alexis(M) Day! Tell your favorite Alexis happy National Day to them!

Person A: Hey have you talked to an Alexis today?

Person B: No? Why?

Person A: It's National Alexis(M) Day!

Person B: My cousin is named Alexis! I'll text him now!

by lumivou October 8, 2020

Pls help I'm dying

If ur dying why tf are you here call an ambulance. aaaaa I'm dying wtf

Person 1: Pls help I'm dying
Person 2: no lol

by JayV54 April 22, 2022

I'm doing me

;I'm really masturbating, but i want people to think I'm giving myself time

;a subtle way of telling everyone you're masturbating

; FAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAPFAP

It's not you... It's me... and I'm doing me, a lot better than you did me

by jahanze June 20, 2011

Give me head till I'm dead

The self explanatory phrase uttered by all males, regardless of orientation.

Come on baby, you know what Daddy likes...give me head till I'm dead!

by Pompatus of Love September 4, 2016

i'm dead

when someone asks you to do something and you don't wanna do it

Jessica will you pass me the remote. Jessica will say" i'm dead" and don't do what she was asked

by JessicaMMFH August 21, 2019

I'm down for brown

Ready for anything; down to do whatever comes up

"What do you wanna do tonight?"
- "I don't care, I'm down for brown"

by serv1 April 23, 2013

Trust Me, I know what I'm doing

what republicans say when voting on a bill, always wrong.

Donald Trump likes to project, "trust me, I know what I'm doing", but that is only in reference to promoting himself.

by Cons are all Santorum September 6, 2016