Ill-logic

Bad logic used to subvert an argument.

Not only was his argument illogical, it contained just deliberate lies, but his ill-logic was noticed by all.

by cluelessinafrika August 10, 2019

Doser Logic

When someone decides to drop all logic and start spouting.

I beat Carson in an argument and then he started pulling out Doser Logic.

by The Dog Outside January 5, 2023

Spiegelian Logic

Named for computer science professor and all around cool guy, Dr. Daniel Spiegel, it is the principle in computer science education stating that if something is written, circled, underlined, or otherwise emphasized in the color red, then it is considered to be incorrect within the context of teaching at the time and may never be questioned, lest the questioner be unequivocally annihilated by said cool guy.

"Why is this wrong?" - Dr. Spiegel
"Because it is written in red." - Correct application of Spiegelian Logic, albeit vague

by Andy Breisch April 2, 2008

Broomatopian Logic

The logic that makes no sense

Nobody will understand my Broomatopian Logic!

by Unknown Rainbow Pixy Unicorn March 30, 2016

Shawn logic

Extremely contradictory logic including lies joke funny comments eventually the truth is told

Gingers often have shawn logic

by the-fail July 8, 2011

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

Holism's Prayer: "'The Minus And Plus Sign Are The Two Logical And Operator's End Result, Do Your Math.'"

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 30, 2025

Simple Logic

Defo an alt for tingles

person 1: Wtf Simple logic stop it
Simple logic: *mean words*

*five mins later as soon as simple logic goes away*

tingles: Omg guys what happened?!

by A very hot person December 9, 2019