lexiepig

Lexiepig is the meaning of a perfect girlfriend

She have pretty brown eyes , white pure skin and the most beautiful curly hair.
Lexie will never know how pretty she is.
Loves video games, always meets alot of ppl online even the creepy ones.
The best player can kill over 100 ppl in a game u can nvr win on her cus she is a queen.
Literally amazing and smart she is the ideal of a perfect gf.
She Have alot of amazing dreams and u can never camper her to anyone she is exceptional, unique and weird.
she bring happiness to your world she is the best human in the world and u must be thankful for her existence.
She knows how to handle people and knows how to comfort you the best.
She is popular in social have millions of people in her snap queen of streaks.
She is healthy asf and she the best animal owners she cares about them and always love them.
Makes u regret not meeting her earlier.

if i was ever a guy i would have married her.
She loves pitball and nvr stop talking about it he really takes up almost all her time just talking about it which so lovely to hear seeing her just talking change up the whole mood and makes a person day.
Have a weird taste in guys and have over millions of crushes. All guys want her ( not to blame them ) can get what she wants and if she ever end up with a guy just know i will hunt u down even when im dead i will be just a ghost leaving a curse on u .
Lexie can be a master at catfishing once she is on it u will never know the real her.

Lexiepig is perfect wife material.
She always take care of her siblings she is literally the best sister ever she is the perfect mom her kids will be so lucky to have her.
She shine as the moon she blind u by her pretty face and perfect personality she is the best friend in the whole world she will take care of u without hesitation and help you when you need help .
All guys wanting her is a true rumour.

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Guy.1: you won’t believe who i was playin with

Guy.2: pff who lexie?

Guy1.: yessssss i did

Guy.2: no way your just lying u expect me to believe that

Guy1: i swear i played with her

Guy2 WDYM HOW GET ME IN THE GAME NOW

Guy1: too late she already left

Guy2: shit i wished i was there playin with her is like a golden ticket

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Gurl.1: omg did u see her

Gurl.2: oh yesss she is like the best player

Gurl.3: who is she?

Gurl.1.2: YOU DONT KNOW HER?!

Gurl.3: is it a bad thing?

Gurl1.2: ofc it is how can u not know her she is the best player she literally just wins as she breath

Gurl.3: omg i wish she can teach me

Gurl.1.2: get in line gurl everyone wants to learn from her

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Guy.1: gosh did u see that

Guy.2: who

Guy.1: that girl with brown eye at the casher she was buying stuff

Guy.2: was she pretty?

Guy.1: she is the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen in my whole life

Guy.2: omg is that her

*lexie walks by*

Guy.1: yup that her~

Guy.2: do u think i have a chance?

Guy.1: dude ur way out of her reach

by Wajedie February 22, 2022

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