Leg Muffs

When an individual is giving oral sex to a female (giver) and the receiver then tightly squeezes the givers head with her thighs. Thus, blocking the givers hearing as if they have "leg muffs" on.

Receiver : Wanna put the leg muffs on?

Five mins later.."OMG YES!! MORE MORE MORE"
Giver: (Hears nothing but muscles tensing in the legs)

by Head Doctor February 5, 2014

Pussy Legs

Pussy legs is when you have so much hair on your legs that your legs are hairyer than your Pussy

Damn you got some Pussy Legs.

by DragonStalker May 9, 2023

stanky leg

the feeling of hot yummy poo going down your pantlegs

my dog hit me wit da stanky leg
oh ok

by Justa urbandictionary worder May 11, 2023

facebook leg

The act of sitting on the toilet on Facebook for so long that your legs fall asleep.

Dude that Facebook leg makes me walk like a new born deer.

by Slick2500 July 23, 2016

Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020

leg wrestle

Code word for u want to have sex

Come here baby and leg wrestle me

by Swagsnapbacks June 19, 2016

Bus Legs

leg strength that allows you to remain in one spot while standing on a public bus, and avoid possible falls or injuries during sudden stops or turns

lack of Bus Legs may result in a loss of footing while holding the rail and accidentally giving a stranger a lap dance

*Bryan falls on stranger's lap*

"Bryan, where are YOUR bus legs at?!"

by vnb3 May 15, 2014