lazy

Be lazy on January 13th, don’t do any school work, just sleep in class!

Teacher: Wake up!!
Student: No, it’s january 13th i wanna be lazy.

by Sam Dunkinn January 13, 2021

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Lazy Jackass

Me not givin u a defination w bad spelling mistakes and shity grammer is wat lazy Jackass is

DO SOMETHING YOU LAZY JACKASS
hm nty

by Zalo_r October 13, 2025

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Lazy Distance

The maximum distance you are willing to travel before you give up due to laziness.

I am hungry, but the kitchen is too far. Its beyond my lazy distance.

by Draco Left January 17, 2021

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The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog

A phrase that makes losing a game of hangman impossible when playing with one guesser. This is due to the usage of every letter in the English alphabet.

Person 1: Hey, you up for a game of Hangman?
Person 2: Definitely!
Person 1: Ok, the category is...
Person 2: seriously? You’re mistaking Hangman with Wheel of Fortune. No hints.
Person 1: Fine. It’s not like you can possibly lose anyway.
Person 2: I hate you. It’s “The quick brown fox jumps over the lazy dog,” isn’t it?
Person 1: How...?
Person 2: I’m a computer geek. I use it to make sure my keyboard is working because it contains every letter of the alphabet. And the only thing that makes it impossible to lose at hangman is if you have a phrase that has 18 letters out of the 26 in the alphabet in the least. Eliminating mistakes completely is a low blow.

by Arael, Nature Incarnate September 25, 2019

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Lazy fucking cock

Someone who is really too lazy for their own good.
Also, MixableBean's identical twin brother.

LFC: Hey hand me that paper.
MB: It is two inches away from you, you lazy fucking cock.

As a pro noun.

ie: Have you met my brother Lazy Fucking Cock?

by Heathen is High February 12, 2022

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