Lazy Lippy

When your girlfriend is blowing you on the drive home, climbs on your car naked to fuck you, you suggest going to the bedroom. She puts on makeup and lingerie, but your ass passes out while she’s getting ready.

I drank too much tonight and I became a real lazy lippy.

by KWLIP May 24, 2022

Lazy

A person who sits on Discord calls and is too busy gaming to even do so much as open task manager to make sure their CPU is doing alright.

A person who is lazy can also be described as a bin.

Friend - Ayy bro, check your CPU.

Lazy Bin - Nah man I'm playing Roblox

Friend - Bruh, you're lazy.

by ItzOrange March 26, 2022

lazy suzanne

A chic Lazy Susan

Guy: hey nice lazy Susan
Girl: that's actually a lazy Suzanne, it's chic.

by Webstersdictionarydotcom October 11, 2015

Kathleen Lazy

When you are so lazy you’d rather pay more money in rent than help around the house.

Man, my house is so messy... I’m so Kathleen Lazy today.

by Cass1234 November 22, 2019

lazy compliment

Well intentioned, but flat, dull and half-baked expression of admiration.

Sally was disappointed by her date's multiple lazy compliments.

"Your middle is one of my tops, babe."

by hbat66 September 26, 2009

lazy teabagging

When one is too lazy to actually sit on one's knees and follow through with normal teabagging. The teabagger sucks on the teabaggee's adam's apple on their throat in the process of giving a hickey to this region.

"Man, that chick lazy teabagged me on the dancefloor! Now I pop my collar cuz I have to!"
"I was lazy teabagging him so hard he HAD to wear that scarf I made him!"

by Caitlin W December 30, 2007

lazy goatee

When a man is too lazy to use shaving cream, he may dry shave his cheeks and neck while allowing the thicker hair on his chin and upper lip to grow. After several days of this, a lazy goatee is formed

"Dude, your beard looks like shit."
"It's a lazy goatee because I woke up late every morning this week."

by maybereagan June 16, 2012