slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto

An exclamation reflecting a state of amused disorientation, often prompted by a surprising or unexpected event of a generally positive nature. Suggests being so delighted or amused that one cannot remember their own name.

"Well, slap me upside the head and call me Larry Pinto! Did you see that, Lou? That was the biggest pineapple I've ever seen!"

by sb760 January 27, 2024

Larried

When a guy hits on a woman who is married and even though she states she is married and has no interest in this man, he keeps trying And becomes obsessed.

Janet: that guy I met at the bar will not leave me alone. He keeps texting me, sending me Facebook messages and wants to marry me after one night. I even told him I was married.
Natalie: haha you got larried!!!
Janet: I did! Darn it!

by Ndgirl14 February 11, 2014

Larry

the biggest ego, has a super small peepee, and has no idea that his dick was cut off in ww2. Also the name of a famed sex offender featured in the sex offender shuffle

Person 1: Hey my name is Larry
Person 2: FUCK OFF
Person 1: and now my totally large dick is in you.

by the passive menis June 5, 2018

Larry

Barry bent me over last night and filled my arse up.

Larry you are hung like a horse and must cum in my arse.

by Larryinmyarse May 25, 2023

Larry

The love between Louis and Harry from One Direction.

Larry Stylison is real

by onedirextion June 1, 2020

Larry

a nickname for scp 106 the old man in scp secret lab

hey do you know what scps we are up against ?
yeah larry is one

by toastcat October 4, 2018

Larry

Larry is put into many words. He is very confident! He'll do a little bragging, but all you can do is smile. He is the sweetest man ever. A friend who can be your best friend. He loves video games and absolutely adores them. He is very athletic in sports such as tennis, golf and track. He is a fast runner and you couldn't catch him... even with a car. He will support you, no matter what. He will make you laugh and always comes toward you with a smile. Once you have a Larry in your life, you can't let him go.

Person 1: I’ve had a bad day, let me call Larry

Person 2: Larry the boy who is obsessed with video games?
Person 1: Thats Larry!

by YouRSoLoved1254 April 26, 2022