Flat Lay

A flat lay is a picture taken from a birds eye view of a collection of items laid out on a flat surface.

Also another name for the Missionary Position.

Dude, flat lays are boring!

by Kei1309 July 15, 2019

Snake laying

When a person assumes the squatting position then walks like a duck while taking a shit.

Tom was snake laying in the field because he didn’t have a restroom to use.

by MortySmith0316 June 4, 2025

lais

most beautiful girl in this world, or at least up there, not joking, i miss her...

-That's the prettiest girl i've ever seen
-Well obviously, its lais

by $waves September 4, 2020

Lay-arounds

Clothes that you only wear in your house that aren’t pjs and aren’t outside clothes

Im gonna put on some lay-arounds when I get home from work.

by Scientific hooker February 23, 2022

lay appreciation day!

december 7th marks the day we all bow down and show our appreciation to queen lay.

TO THE QUEEN LAY THE GOAT OF ALL GOATS THE GOAT OF ALL AND ALL THE GOATS OUR QUEEN LAY LAY LAY LAY (it is also gojo's birthday)

"it's queen lay appreciation day!"
"oh my goodness we love lay"
"december 7th you know what that means."
"LAY APPRECIATION DAY"

by loveroflay April 16, 2025

Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

Lay La D'

The most meaningful and purposely disrespectful action a succubus can do to and manipulate a person that is trying to help at their fullest extent of resources for a relationship.

Damn Chris really got Lay La D'ed this last time, hope that doesn't happen again!

by Thrills&Spills August 14, 2023