kitten

any living thing. kitten can be used as an affectionate exclamation in recognition of any perception of a living thing.

a friend brings over their new puppy, immediately as they walk into the door, resident exclaims,

"kitten!"

while watching a movie, a bear appears, viewer exclaims,

"kitten!"

a dear friend enters the room, they are greeted,

"herro kitten!"

while walking down the street, a cochroach crawls by, observer exclames,

"kitten!"
(note: typically kitten refers to animals that are considered to be somewhat cute, however, in some cases, kitten can be used to refer to less cute animals as an attempt at humor.)

by bilonious monk December 25, 2007

adorable kitten

process in which you strip down a persons clothes, drag them across sand paper and rub salt in their wounds. Propping open their mouth and urinating in it is completely optional.

Yeah, i gave Seth an adorable kitten today, even went with the optional urinating. He cried, i laughed.

by Demonboy231 February 28, 2008

Kristen Stewart

Kristen Stewart is a pot smoking weirdo that is an American actress, who works in indie films after she got shit for being Bella and making a Hustle for money during the twilight day's she's now worth over 50 million dollars

She's also a hot ass lesbian that's why her fan's are called krisbians there the only one who sees she has talent And if you don't believe that your stuck in 2010 just watch "personal shopper" and "certain women" your small mind would be surprised and if you still don't believe that

She's the first American actress to win a French a cesar it's like a French Oscar

She also doesn't give a fuck about bras and loves the middle finger.

Homophobic mom: honey who is Kristen Stewart girl on your phone

Random kid: some lesbian stoner girl from L.A

Homophobic mom: I really don't want you to like that girl

Random kid: it's hard not to like her if your a lesbian like

Homophobic mom: Excues me

Random kid: where called the krisbians mom

by Imalesbianbarbz September 29, 2019

Kristen

A person who would come at you if u call her short but she won’t actually do anything do to her shortness and will somewhat get bullied but not actually bullied about it and no one will ever love this person

Guy 1:Woah who’s that and why is she so short
Someone:That’s Kristen
Guy 1:EWWWWW that’s disgusting

by Sayingtruefacts November 10, 2019

Kristen Stewart

A really talented actress who is sadly hated for her role as Bella in twilight while she played in super cool movies like speak or spencer

Also she’s cool af

Stupid bitch: uh I don’t wanna see this movie, Kristen Stewart sucks she can’t act!

Clever swagy dude: stfu and grew up, it’s been a decade since twilight you have to fucking move on..

by Pu$$ywagon February 17, 2022

Douche-kitten

Someone who is cute and cuddly,but still acts like a douche.

Brother:Dude my little sister is such a douche-kitten!

Friend;Yeah,but she's cute and cuddly.

by Rachal Davidson..and wingman March 20, 2009

Squishy Kitten

A woman who is brought up in a luxurious lifestyle and as a result only knows how to be a trophy wife and/or sex kitten.

A cook and a maid? That girl is going to grow up to be a squishy kitten.

by Bitches, man. April 18, 2011