Off the knock

Stupid, crazy, makes no sense

When someone says something that makes no sense, tell them “your off the knock”

by Sneeki November 1, 2020

South side knock

Honking your car horn to announce your arrival at someone's house, instead of getting out of your car and knocking on their door like a civilized person.

Origin: St. Louis, MO

My neighbor's visitor picked them up at 3 AM, gave the south side knock when they pulled up .

by Andy2123 June 25, 2021

Apple-knocker

A Hudson Valley (NY) rube descended from the original Dutch settlers.

Red Skeleton's character, Clem Kaddlehopper was an apple-knocker.

by headhood December 24, 2007

Knocker

A Jehovah's Witness. Comes from their tendency for door to door evangelism.

I was hoping to get some sleep before work, but I got woken up by some knockers who wanted to talk to me about their cult.

by GeoffreyG January 2, 2009

knock their dick in the dirt

medical term: to give enough medication to render them compliant

That patient was yelling out last night so we had to knock his dick in the dirt!

by vernon dutton January 20, 2004

hard knock

A term used in the military, for storming a house using violent force. It doesn't nessicerily mean shooting or throwing grenades before entering a room, but the soldiers will be highly alert and ready to do so.
The opposite is a "soft knock" which means knocking on the door and "asking" calmly to come in.

We did a hard knock on a house in Basra.

by puje October 5, 2009

knuckstache

when a woman's hormones grow out of control, and an extreme amount of hair grows on the knuckles as a result, which resembles a mustache.

Damn, that crazy bitch needs to trim her knuckstache.

by tutt mason July 23, 2009