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I don't know, u?

Possibly the least intelligent response to any question asked. Credited to David Alan Weinshel (Wheeler 02', BU 06')
weinberg: yo dave, you in the room?
weinshel: i don't know, u?
by Steven Muntner *see RAT-MAN February 28, 2005
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you don't know me

An expression often yelled by voluptuous women in heat. Meant to convey their rebellious sass, invincibility, and general rejection of white male society. The expression is often utilized in day time talk shows based featuring bootylicious women on quests to find their respective "baby daddies." Warning: Do not mess with this species of female. She will shank you. Also, the phrase rarely makes contextual sense.
Todd: Hey babe, let's go back to my place.

Monica: I ain't yo' ho. I won't give it up that easy.
Todd: Baby, can't I just put the head in?
Monica: YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME!
by SleezyC1234 May 25, 2009
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Only snakes knows dirt

1. Only fake/false/skanless/unconscious people knows unethical behavior.

2. Only unconscious people spread gossip.

Also can be only snakes in the grass knows dirt
Only snakes knows dirt when it's on stuff done behind your back.

You're just like a snake crawling on the ground,
looking for some new dirt to spread around.
-from WHODINI's song, Big Mouth
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant March 1, 2007
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I don't know you

A term used as a greeting, an insult or comeback, a conversation filler (to fill an awkward silence) and a game by adding a word to the sentence. Coined by Cameron, also known as Camen bu in March 2013. Also used as "I don't even know you!," this version is generally when spoken by really white people.
Greeting:
Person 1: Hey Bob, how you been?
Bob: I don't know you!

Insult/Comeback
Person 1: Bob, that was a terrible speech.
Bob: Bro, I don't care what you think, I don't even know you!

Conversation filler (fill an awkward silence)
Person 1: Bob, will you go out with me?
(Awkward Silence)
Bob: I don't know you!

Game
Person 1: Bob, I don't know you!
Bob: I really don't know you!
Person 1: I really don't even know you!
Bob: I really totally don't even know you!
Person 1: You win Bob.
by StoogeKebab June 9, 2013
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Don't know, don't care

Response to a question that has nothing to do with the story you are telling at the time the question is asked.
John: I can't believe that Dave caught his girlfriend with his roommate.

Mike: did she ever get hired by that high tech company??
John: don't know, don't care. Dave is going to have to dump her sneaky ass.
by WSDC September 25, 2015
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I dont know son

A Phrase originally from The Hilarious film step brothers

What Derek Huff says to his son in complete despair When Dale says something truly stupid. Asking if bonito fish are big ?
Dale:are bonito fish big

Tommy: Whats this guys deal ?

Derek:Ah...I dont know son
by Ahidontknowson June 11, 2011
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know what i mean

a phrase used to make sure the other person in a conversation is listen and can comprehend. Usually followed by a laugh, or a "Hear what im sayin?"
Yesterday i met this tease, know what i mean
by gravey November 13, 2004
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