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He has a big black wiener their is nothing better then dark chocolate he is a amazing friend and he loves the hoottttest girls
by Vxghvcgbb January 28, 2022
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Jonas need some milk
by Abendshcwingen February 6, 2022
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Jonas is a Person who has hair that will probably remind you of medusa but dont look in his eyes unless you want to become stone!
YO WHATS UP JONAS!
Jonas: YO WHAT UP
YO hAVE YOU SEEN THE NE-
Why you stone?
by daisdowodaskpokdw December 10, 2021
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Well... A Jonas is the biggest Hurensohn in whole süd-west-deutschland but we, the ki1 love him/her(idk)
A: Who´s this?
B: Thats Jonas!
A: Ah yes the Hurensohn
by jonassucksdick December 16, 2021
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Jonas is a handsome gentle young man who everyone knows and can talk to in class.
He is a funny guy and is easy to talk to because of his ability to listen really well.
He might be hard on himself but he's alone on that part.

I refuse to believe he's straight *-*

Yeah definitely gay…

He’s at least Bi…

Memes is his way of communicating

Known among the homies

sus *Among-us music starts playing*
Some guy: Hi there Jonas! How are you?
Jonas: I want to f you
Guy: What?

Jonas: No homo
...
*Starts making out*
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Jonas is a fat ass, he is the fattest human alive.
your mama is so fat she is like Jonas, forstår du?
by Jonas12345 February 9, 2022
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a sweet guy

will always be selfless but denies it
he will always be looking to improve himself when hes already perfect
always looking to try new things
never lets anyone down
hardworking always
Have you seen Jonas? His girlfriend is lucky as fuck
by pinkcheekgirl February 21, 2022
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