dick jaded

When a broad got dicked tooooo much. She get tired and bored quick.

She was lame yo. Prolly DICK JADED from all those dudes she be fuckin.

by TTKKJV December 7, 2016

jaded reality

A reality that is made up based on ones own opinions, usually confused with what is real.

Steve had such a jaded reality he thought that telling his girlfriend to lose weight was a motivational tool. Instead, she left him for verbal abuse.

by Sarah steves ex January 18, 2016

Jade Tiger

The Jade Tiger is where you convince a feminist to let you fuck her in the ass. Then when you pull your dick out of her, you wipe brown stripes on her skin, then at the moment of climax you blow your load and your nose simultaneously on her face giving her a silken, jade appearance. Then listen to her roar.

Employer: "What are your list of achievement win the last 12 months"
Male chauvinist bastard: "Well I gave Clementine Ford a Jade Tiger, she roared like Simba bringing the Savannah back to life"
Employer: "Impressive, I hope she hated every second of it"

by EndGynocentrism September 2, 2017

Angelica Jade Kreamer

The name Angel says everything. She will make you smile whenever u see her and makes your day whenever you are sad. She is so extremely sweet and helps people when they are in need especially when they are going through really tough times.

So what if she doesn't think she's perfect? She is, she just doesn't realize it.Angel has her flaws. She went through a lot and it’s sometimes hard to break her walls. Although Angel has been through a lot she is a miracle sent from god who will without fail make you smile.

Angelica Jade Kreamer is the sweetes bean you'll ever meet :))))

by _Gravioli_ October 18, 2018

Jade Abyss

Slang term for Asian vagina. Used primarily to describe prostitutes or loose women.

I went to Thailand and fell right into that Jade Abyss.

by Hagfish66 February 25, 2019

Jade

Jade is crazy,nice and has a good humor. Her laugh is a little scary and scares away the boys. But is good at dirty jokes she also has a dirty mind.

Jade is awesome

by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019

Jade

Jade has a awesome humor, she is crazy and nice. She a a laugh that is a little scary that scares away the boys. She is a good hunter and pulling horses

Jade is awesome

by Countrygirl674368 March 1, 2019