A self centered person that only thinks about themselves, and will talk shit about you behind your back if you ever meet him/her. If you confront a Jacob Upton about talking bad about you behind your back, he/she will lie about it and pussy out of some kind of a conflict.
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by Totally accurate definition July 13, 2017
Get the jacob petty mug.a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you
b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii
b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii
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jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.
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