Jesus-Jim Hair

A special subset of bed-head that resembles a combination of Jesus and Jim Morrison of the Doors

Person 1: I woke up with a bad case of Jesus-Jim hair today.
Person 2: Yeah, you should get a brush or a hat or something.

by kurious1243 September 12, 2010

Jim Bob Nut Calamity

The act of ejaculating onto the face of a women, then right after she precedes to gather the semen into a hollow strap-on dildo. She then takes the strap-on and inserts it into her partners anus and re-ejaculates his own semen back into him, followed byfeltching it out of him.

David gave Cindy a great Jim Bob Nut Calamity last night, and let me tell you, his ass was sore the next day.

by Mista Lee and Mista Brandon April 29, 2008

Fancy wancy jim jams

(N) a catch all term for the older generation to use when discussing the new technologies that are used by the younger generations, such as Ipads, Facebook and Groupon. Can be used to describe High Tech, or Fancy bling

"These kids today with their fancy wancy jim jams and what not." Spoken by a 78 year old man in Miami Beach, while complaining that the store clerk was updating her Facebook status, while waiting on him

by pigboy02 January 16, 2011

good night jim kite

If someone dies or gets injured in a funny way the the expression you'd use is "good night jim kite"

*watches funny YouTube competition of dumb people*
*someone gets injured*
"Lol good night jim kite"

by Crazy_Mikey August 28, 2017

Jim Crow 2.0

Democrat explanation for everything they are doing now compared to what Democrats did under Jim Crow.

The Democrats hope to fool Black Americans by using Jim Crow 2.0 just like they used Jim Crow to oppress them.

by El Hefe Pelozi April 7, 2021

frimmity-frammin' on the jim-jam

Kickin' back, relaxing, mac'n the bitches, and having a few dozen drinks and some smoke.

bitch: hey guys what are you doing?
dude: fuck all bitch, just frimmity-frammin on the jim-jam.
bitch: oh, let me give you head then.

by TANTUS September 15, 2003

Slim jim strawberry shortcake

Two men stick slim Jim's down each others cocks while simultaneously making there asses look like strawberry shortcake with all the Cum

Slim: do you wanna go home with me and do a slim Jim strawberry shortcake with me ?

Jim: fuck Yea nigga

by I have no gender November 8, 2017