Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020

/æs ɪʧ/
Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn
Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.
People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Adjective
To describe people who intentionally create chaos out of pure boredom.
A word to describe some man just wanna watch the world burn
Origin
A Cantonese Colloquial, commonly used in Hong Kong.
People in Hong Kong believe that one starts to scratch one's ass when one has nothing to do. So when people claim that their ass itches or when people start to scratch their ass, people in Hong Kong will assume that they're bored and that they have nothing to do. As time goes by, ass scratching becomes unsatisfying to those who asses itch. They then start to do things that could be chaotic to other people for absolutely no reason.
Example:
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝
A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
A: Dude, why would you create definition for a made up word on this itch in the ass website!?
B: Because my ass itches 🌝
A: Did you have an itch in the ass? Why did you offset this one tile on the bathroom floor? You're ruining the whole pattern!
B: 🌝
A: Stop making that ass itching face!
by jft9356 June 30, 2017

noun: the biggest portions of the anatomy, enables weight to be taken off the feet while sitting on a mans face.
by stefan buff November 13, 2013

The most well shaped ass in the world the way it jiggles in yoga pants is just jaw dropping and that all the guys want some of that jiggle
by Glyclick February 9, 2015

An affectionate, less medical sounding term for one’s colostomy bag, even though it’s connected elsewhere.
by Dr Bunnygirl August 20, 2019

by Katelynne's dad September 14, 2013

Dustin, you shouldn't use eggwas as anal lube with Precious... you're gonna give her ass-salmonella!
by The Rev NG8 August 4, 2018
