When you jizz on a girls eyes while she's sleeping so she wakes up in the morning with a nice glaze over her eyes.
by Whatsgoody14 September 21, 2015
In the time span of waking up and leaving for class/work, one manages to eat, shower, and masturbate.
by Hugh G Rektion October 21, 2015
When you wake up to someone's asshole in your face (mostly in the morning) and proceed to give them an aggressive rimming
*waking up*
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
Girl: *sits on Dude's face while sleeping*
Dude: "Ohhh, so you want a Morning Star, huh?"
by TonguePunchYaFartBox October 10, 2019
Have your significant other drinks 1 to 2 pots of black coffee. Then set up a box fan and set it on high. Lay down naked in front of it and start jerking off, as she defecates on the other side of the running fan, spraying her caffeinated fecal love upon you.
by Satsusickryu August 17, 2012
When you first wake up and you cannot take a full breath, sometimes leads to coughing. Shortness of breath because
you're lungs are still sleeping.
you're lungs are still sleeping.
by nicalillo September 04, 2011
by astrosmurf May 28, 2015
when you wake up with morning wood and shove it in your sleeping partners mouth, and they wake up and start making noise sounding like a dove.
by Dr. Big Junk September 29, 2008