Mattress hockey

An imaginary activity touted by a bald 40-something year old to have made his melon void of hair.

Dude, "mattress hockey" lead to the loss of my hair though.

by cusefan001 February 21, 2013

palm hockey

A euphemism for masturbation.

"There's someone in this library playing palm hockey. Gross."

by BillyStalin October 12, 2014

Harvest Hockey

A team of guys that clean up (harvest) in hockey with wins, dirty play and the ladies.

We played the best harvest hockey this tournament, got the wins and took down dime pieces, except for Cole, he dove on a grenade.

by BlaineF January 12, 2016

Street Hockey

A fun sport played with two teams, a ball, sticks, rollerblades, and nets. it could be played on the street or in a street hockey court.

I'll meet you down at the court to play street hockey. CAR!

by dictionareyyy July 1, 2017

post hockey season disorder

after the last hockey games of the season players expirence extreme sadness and depression often until new season

man, I have post hockey season disorder right now I’m just gonna go home and cry

by ———— March 3, 2019

Kamryn Hochman

The thiccest bitch her names lucille and she’s a straight savage the best girl yo ass will ever meet

You know Kamryn Hochman ur blessed

by LUCILLEEEE April 26, 2019

Chance Hock

Sexy ass man who I want to marry one day:,)

I love Chance hock

by Ilovechancehock July 11, 2019