Adopted Hobo

A god-like person, usually found to have a large penis.

See that Adopted Hobo, he really is awesome!

by D5a5n5i5e5l May 31, 2009

hobo-osity

Of or like a hobo.

(when talking about hobo gloves)
Speaker one: Those arent hobo gloves!
Speaker two: Dont mess with my hobo-osity!

by Anorexic Fish Buddy December 18, 2008

hobo up

Pertaining to another's monetary Hypocrisy. To suggest to another person that they make a significant monetary contribution, donation, etc. in concert with their strongly elucidated philosophical belief, when they claim that others should do so instead of themselves.

Rich Progressive California Liberal: Man, they really oughta raise taxes on the rich to pay for that (insert absurd program with which government should not be involved.)

You: Hey, man, you're rich, so why don't pay some additional taxes to fund the boondogggle?

RPCL: Hey, I pay my fair share

You: Hobo up, motherfucker

by knukles April 14, 2014

photo hobo

One who does not look as good in person as they do in their Instagram photos.

Damn, I am such a photo hobo. The Minnesota Lynx mascot on the other hand...

by theonlywnbafan January 17, 2018

hobo derp

someone who couch surfs, is hairy and loves cats. Also probably skateboards, and smokes insanely large amounts of weed that they never pay for.

Man, zech is such a hobo derp.

by Billymazehere1021 March 4, 2018

Wall hobos

A gang that lurks near walls that yells at anybody passing by until someone confronts them.

“Geez those wall hobos were so offensive.

by Jay Fight May 3, 2020

Hobo Sandwich

The worst cold-meat sandwich ever made. Usually comprised of rock hard bread, near frozen ham or turkey, and cheese that has been sitting out for nearly 5 hours.

Shit bro, I got a hobo sandwich in my late plate again, could this day get any worse?

by MikeTheCook January 27, 2011