When someone takes a piss that pummels the water so hard it sounds like someone emptying a kettle into the bog
by The Stag1 January 03, 2021
by bmikers February 23, 2022
Very good sex given by one person to another; A very strong sex show by either a man or a woman; Sex where all the tricks are pulled out
by cabj1990 November 16, 2016
The word ‘Heavh nips’ is when a person an absolute G and is to hard to handle, in comparison to the areolas on a women they would also be hard to handle.
by HeavyNips May 13, 2020
A completely insane amount of snow that breaks multiple national records, like in the winter of 2010-2011. Similar to HEAVY DOSAGE, but with snow.
by LeePHiggy February 01, 2011
Where the larger of two lovers unknowingly dozes off while plastered overtop of the smaller one, either because he is exhausted from a long day and/or the recently-completed bouncy-bouncy with the smaller person, or he simply feels so drowsy and contentedly-relaxed with the other person's warm-fleshed presence pressed firmly against him that he can't stay awake. Extra points if, the next time he sleepily stirs, he actually becomes aware that he is squashing his companion underneath him, and so he rolls gently to the side so that he can still snuggle right up against his fellow canoodler but is no longer resting his entire ponderous bulk on top of said unfortunate "human mattress". Even more kudos-points if he also firmly arm-wraps the "underneath" person as he re-positions himself back down onto the bed, so that he rolls the other person right over with him and thus maintains the heavenly warm skin-to-skin contact with his cuddle-buddy in the process.
Huge marshmallow-hearted guy: I am so glad that Tiffany is fairly sturdy-figured, since I usually drift off into a heavy slumber after we make love and/or we give each other a soothing after-shower snuggle-massage.
by QuacksO July 04, 2018
The definition of a teenager (most likely a guy) who does nothing but eat hella food, vape an eciggarete or smoke cigs, and sleep. This teenager does not shower and loves attention.
This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
This is also the definition of anyone who doesn't shower and is funny as fuck for no real reason. You just laugh whenever they're around but not at their expense. Like a mentally handicapped kid.
Man this heavy nuts retardo was sleeping in my closet for three weeks. Glad I found him there before my closet reaked of ballsweat and cigs.
"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."
Is that a fucking fat joke?
"Man this heavy nuts retardo came over and we laughed for hours for no reason. We ain't even smoked weed or nothin."
Is that a fucking fat joke?
by lolwhatsupmom July 09, 2014