heart abortion

when a girl completely and utterly obliterates a boy's heart (due to her callous, unloving, and flat out mean behavior) to the point that the boy feels as if it has been removed from his body

greg: "hey whatever happened between you and brooke?"
victor: "aw dude that ended poorly- she gave me a heart abortion"

by jeffy jibson December 9, 2011

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heart agasm

Noun
1. a sharp pleasure that makes you want to clutch your chest in ecstasy
2. antonym for heart attack

The girl I like kissed me today and the shock almost gave me a heart agasm

by GQMartin October 26, 2011

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heart failure

dead

Guy 1: My mom died because of heart failure
Guy 2: Lol

by goofy3535 April 26, 2023

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As a noun, someone considered likely to commit suicide, someone who has attempted committing suicide in the past or made plans to, etc. Used to describe people who are actually serious about it, or people who are probably serious about it but haven't revealed it to anyone just yet.

Derived from the picture depicted on the King of Hearts face card included in a deck of 52 cards. In most basic decks, the King is shown holding a sword horizontally behind his head, making it look as if he's stabbing himself through the head.

In a verb sense, to pull a king of hearts would mean to commit suicide, or try to.

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"Oh god, I think I just flunked, I forgot about that friggin test! My parents are gonna kill me! Maybe I should just do the job for them"

"Hey, chill man, it was just a math test. Ask to retake it or something, or deal with it, you're no king of hearts"

by meowfox of doom January 13, 2008

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