Guardmount

An extremely annoying bunch of words that the Navy tries to get you to memorize word for word. About as interesting as reading a radio manual. Purpose is to make grown men cry when they fail to shout the words accurately.

Sailor 1: Dude, do you realize we have a guardmount test tomorrow?

Sailor 2: (starts to cry) It's just so hard man!

Sailor 1: (Pats him on the shoulder) It's okay shipmate...

by Sailor999 February 5, 2010

guard on

When someone in a recreational sport guards only one person through the entire game, usually because of a crush or something of the sort.

"Bro, in gym today Sally would not stop covering you. Thats a guard on if I've ever seen one."

"Hey, Mike... I'm kind of worried about you. At the Y earlier today, you definitely had a guard on for Jim. Does your wife know about this?"

by Legsman February 10, 2010

guarding rooster

cock blocker; one who prevents another from having sexual relations. Also shortened as GR.

Yo man, I was trying to get with Emily but Ben is such a guarding rooster.

by miniricci March 9, 2010

guaranfaction [gar-uhn-fak-shun]

100% satisfaction guaranteed

I guaranfaction gar-uhn-fak-shun this here truck will get you there and back again.

by Sue Hunter April 10, 2011

Guardian Hole

The hole you dig for yourself while expressing liberal angst

When I realised I'd insulted him I dug myself into a giant Guardian Hole explaining that I though she was wrong and silly and was just repeating what she had said... I didn't agree with her at all.

by Liberal Digger June 21, 2011

Gurdaman

A person who sits at their computer all day masturbating and smelling their own farts, a gurdaman also watches gay shit like keeping up with the kardashians. Can also be used to describe real bad gas after ten pizzas.

Guy 1: "Oh man, that food is fighting it's way out"
Guy 2: "Ah dude, you just pulled a gurdaman!!!"

by ponti57US January 14, 2015

guardians of gahool

An army of gay aliens that live in the rectum of sarah palin. known for the raids on walmart, they rape innocent bystanders. and lesbian bears. and cats.

Harry potter: "i heard the Guardians of gahool are gay"
Jesus:"Yes they are. now DIE!!!"

by the new michael bay April 3, 2015