Ass Goblin

1) Someone who is such a pain in the ass that they go above and beyond it. 2) A wedgie so severe it involves the ripping of the undershorts. 3) An elderly man's sweaty scrotum getting stuck in his ass when he sits down (see also cracking nuts, butt dumplings)

You are an Ass Goblin

OUCH! You Ass Goblin!!! That Ass Goblin hurts!!!

AHH!!! I got an Ass Goblin from the couch AGAIN!

by J July 22, 2003

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Ass Goblin

Powerful goblin that wants to rule the world. Can change appearance (usually looks like an old man) and has magical powers. Often Shouts HEEYAAAAAA and usually goes by the name of Lord Vilhelm

help, the ass goblin is trying to rule the world

by ass goblin hater August 29, 2003

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Goblinize

To consume some thing with stealth and speed.

Note: nothing to do with knob-gobblin'.

Dad fell asleep while writing "The Gonzo Pipeline".

When he awoke, he flipped out as once again, his PC had goblinized his newsletter.

by SharOne October 2, 2014

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Goblin Syndrome

When a person has a beer belly or at least a small gut but yet has thin arms and legs, almost like the shape of a goblin or even a troll in a sense.

That guy over there looks like a middle aged, soccer mom van driving, Sunday church-going chump so he must have goblin syndrome.

by RunDikkMC October 30, 2015

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crash goblin

Used to describe an individual who is addicted to speed/stunt motor sports such as riding ATVs,dirt bikes and dune buggies. The person may have been in an accident or not, and can imply a future accident for the person.

Damn, Ryan pratically killed himself in that dirt bike race. I hope that crash goblin learns his lesson.

by Lymphusc October 15, 2007

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