George Lopez

When you are sitting far back on a toilet seat getting blumpkin (a blow job while taking a shit) and you drop a log that is so heavy it splashes toilet water in the girls face. You then have to kiss the girl four times.

Ever since I had to do that George Lopez in my girlfriends bathroom, I haven't been able to watch Lopez Tonite.

by lerk00 March 10, 2011

GeorgeNotFound

gogy:
-colorblind
-british
-left-handed
-greg
-grog
-gerog
-has a dent in his hair
-kool-aid stained lips
-tiktok
-i didnt steal this comment from my friend on wattpad

"George, why haven't you been found yet?"
"No idea, I'm just GeorgeNotFound."

by bowqueen December 30, 2020

georgebush head

an really dumb person.

you are such a god forsaken georgebush head!

by comptony55 April 28, 2006

george W. Bush

Biggest failure to America; As in 2000 they said the Earth would end; They were right.

Look up failure on Google.

Guy1"George W. Bush WON AGAIN?!"
Guy2:" He said people would be classed as mentally retarded if we didn't."

by Elia________ October 22, 2006

Geometric Snatch

The diamond building in Chicago that looks like a vagina... Also the name of a band that does not play music...yet, and consists of a bunch of stoners who just like take make crazy status updates on their facebook page.

Ok, if you are going south down the mag mile, you have to walk past the geometric snatch and then you should reach millennium park! "Hey did you see Geometric snatch in concert? All they did was stand there and scream obscenities at us... It was fuckin awesome!"

by ryano09135 June 3, 2010

Reverse George Floyd

Instead of putting your knee on the throat you stick your dick down there throat as she yells I can’t breathe

Dude I gave that girl such a nasty reverse George Floyd last night

by Mort Goldman June 7, 2020

Geometry

A subject in school you are forced to take regardless of your math ability. You are forced to sit in a classroom staring at large shapes finding the area of it's base. The teacher, who you cannot stand, hands out loads of homework due the next morning when you're still sitting here figuring out yesterday's lesson. You learn about triganomatry, parralelograms, and much more. basically this class will get you no where in life, and it's a class you will most likely sleep through. It's basically a bunch of BS.

"Aw,I can't. I have geometry."
"Did you get that geometry crap last night?"
"We will never use geometry in life"

by itzemilyduh May 22, 2008