An entitled prick at Palm Beach Gardens Police Explorers who likes to fondle little boys at their first and second meetings. Also likes to date dumb blondes to cover up his true sexuality. He is egotistical and gets awards for speaking Spanish although speaks it like Joe Biden .
by GabeFontanez November 8, 2021
Get the Gabe Fontanezmug. A person with an oddly oblong (or at least weirdly-shaped) head and face. Generally has a holier-than-thou attitude, and is usually an older sibling who is just mean to you (in the few occasions that the parents were uncompassionate enough to name a kid that wasn't their firstborn "Gabe", the person grows to have issues and an inferiority complex probably due to constantly being berated for his name)
A: Oh look! There's Gabe, doesn't he just look so dumb?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
B: Yes, also his clothes style is deplorable.
A: I know, I think anyone can tell he is a Gabe just by his demeanor and style.
B: Isn't he just a sorry excuse for a human?
by shrinelord May 2, 2019
Get the Gabemug. a very tall attractive guy.
he has a girlfriend but likes someone else
he has bright green eyes
he’s like the perfect guy ever
i’d totally recommend a gabe for ya:)
he has a girlfriend but likes someone else
he has bright green eyes
he’s like the perfect guy ever
i’d totally recommend a gabe for ya:)
by haylee ;) April 23, 2018
Get the Gabemug. by gaughen May 10, 2019
Get the Gabemug. My Significant Other Is AWEEEEEEEEEESOME! His name is Gabe!
by Cripplpppplll July 5, 2019
Get the Gabemug. Person: Damn, look at that elf over there.
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
fuck that is Gabe look how small his dick is
Gabe: Nigga Nigga Nigga Nigga
by The Real Definiton Nigga December 4, 2023
Get the Gabemug. 