Grip a Commish

a healthy handful of commission

yo you just got a huge grip a commish!

by nikwax February 21, 2009

gripition

the act of having grip

I had good gripition on the handle bars

by Natedawg211 February 3, 2010

Hog grip

A sexual position in which the female is on all fours, the thumb of one hand is lubed and inserted into the rectum. The index and middle fingers of the other hand are used for leverage in the snout of said specimen. Often used in combination with rodeo.

She squealed like a pig as I applied the hog grip.

by Waino May 4, 2004

raw grip

the act of gripping someone by the testicular region with bare hands (skin on skin)

"keep talkin shit and ill come over there and raw grip you"

by THEWILL May 21, 2007

Jersey Grip

-To grip ones Male genitalia with the thumb facing down.

-Upside-down baseball bat grip.

That porn makes me want to jerk it jersey grip.

by Tehcnique May 15, 2009

Twi-Griper

Someone who gripes about the twilight saga or its fans despite whether they've read the series or not.

Person One: Bella and Edward are so lame! I can't believe you like them!

Person Two: Have you even READ the books? Seen the movie?

Person One: No but...

Person Two: Shut up Twi-Griper!

by RueSault September 27, 2009

Dead Grip

When you put your hand under freezing water untill its goes numb, then turn you hand upside down and jack off,

yo did you dead grip it ?

by denzel124534 January 24, 2011