Moon Gooning

when you and the natives cut the head off a buffalo, wait till sundown, put the buffalo's head on top of your head and star gooning under the stars.

me and eagle eye are gonna go down to the river tonight and begin moon gooning

by eagle eye532 November 18, 2023

Gooning

Totally spacing out, staring at nothing, or having your brain check out for a sec. Just vibing, no weird stuff involved.

"Bro, sorry, didn't hear a word you said. I was hardcore gooning."

by lolbabe4 April 24, 2025

Moon Gooning

When you lick a Horny Toad and go deep into the Cavernous Tavern.

Me and Eagle-Eye are going to go skin an elk then go Moon Gooning.

by GPUMelty December 19, 2023

Goone

I am a country guy and a lot of ppl dont under stand the southern dielect, this is a shortened version of the words "go" and "on", usually said to an animal or person (if told to a person it is rarely friendly and majority dorogatory) to tell them to leave

(Dog in the kitchen while you are cookin)

Guy: "Goone dog, get!"

by thatcountrylib April 3, 2025

Goon

It's another word for close friends and homies.

I'm going out with my goons

by A$@P December 8, 2020

Goon Saloon

A place where western cowboys go to jerk off for extended periods of time while edging. Then proceed to have a nice cold drink after.

Clint: Hey Dutch, wanna go to the Goon Saloon?
Dutch: Sure, I have a standoff with Cassidy later and I need to have a clear mind.
Clint: That's exactly what I'm saying Dutch, we need to hit a nice long goon session!
Alonzo: Do y'all got room for one more?
McCree: It's high goon... It's time to go to the goon saloon!

by JewCrewTripleK_GrandWizard March 15, 2024

Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning

Only performed by Level 82+ Afghan niggas, and with a penile erectoligist present in the case of a medical emergency, where two 12 inch + Turban wearing dudes (or trannies) Lay on their backs with their erect penises pointing up at a 80-100 degree angle (Professionals can get precisely 90 degrees every time) have men with sheisties throw paper airplanes at their dicks, hitting them at the perfect angle to make them cumshot up to 90 meters. Professionals have reportedly shot up to 150 meters reaching speeds of the American Airlines Flight 11 plane itself, but this takes years of practice to master.

Osama Bin Laden reportedly used Al-Qaeda Flicker Gooning to prepare the members of Al-Qaeda for their attacks on the world trade center in NY.

by NigerianFlickerGooner9000 December 23, 2024