Gary

Gary is the easiest guy to be around. And the easiest guy to fall in love with! You don’t even have to try. He never makes you feel judged or inferior to him- unless it’s regarding a game and/or sport, in that case, Gary is very competitive. He’s just a genuine guy. Kind and funny. Sweet and charming. An introverted extrovert. So, it may take some time to get to Gary in all his glory but believe me, he’s worth it.

Well, I’m so in love with Gary.

by Thatchubbybunny November 22, 2021

gary wow

Gary Wow is like a Gary, with additional wow. Gary wow is the highest observed state of Gary. Other states of Gary are Kerfuffle and Kaput

It was funny seeing Gary get escorted to the living room in that state. Rather than being a liability, he turned out to be a net asset! Gary Wow!

by daddy-ted June 13, 2020

Gary Noob

A member of the community with little hair, a Gary Noob is tardy on a regular basis. Seriously challenged mentally and physically a Gary Noob is an under achiever at work, in game and while on the dance mat. Enjoys Pokemon, Toy Soldiers and riding hand.

Person 1: Robert absolutely destroyed him on the dance mat.
Person 2: Yeah, he's such a Gary Noob.

by Bob Dinger August 24, 2011

Gary Neville

someone who twerks for everyone except his own club

Stop being a Gary Neville and celebrate the goal

by Uncertain_Heisenberg November 5, 2023

Gary Xu

Gary is a dumb boy but he does pack over 8 inches xx. he wants to be a pornstar when he grow up. has huge crush on will

gary is a dumb boy Gary Xu

by BigDickBandito69 November 24, 2021

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

a monkey aka harisson aka dude aka tan man aka monkey tan aka ao ming but a nice guy to everyone he is a boy born on speterm 39843

GARY "MONKEY" TAN

by your neighborly hackor April 5, 2023

Gari

Gari is rarely used as a nickname/short for Margarita, in cases where Margi or Rita are used up, voted unattractive, or rendered boring through the passage of time. Gari is in fact, one of the last possible combinations that can be derived from the name Margarita, and the third most unpopular one, the second and first being "Arg" or "Arit"

-Margy is beautiful tonight
-who?
-I mean Rita
-I don't know any Ritas bro.
-I mean your sister, Margarita
-stay away from Gari man, I'll break your knees.
-Arg.

by Babiniotis April 20, 2017