Fuck you gary

A thing you say when your friend is a bitch

Well fuck you gary

by VaultTecTG January 22, 2019

the gary

when somebody is very very fat

1)dude that guy is "the gary"

2)im not inviting him he is "the gary"

3)that guy is the biggest "the gary" i know!!

by that guy gfhj June 5, 2007

planet Gary

Somebody named Gary who is tremendously fat.

"Did you see Gary? He is freaking fat, I think planet Gary has his own orbit."

by daveyboy256 March 26, 2010

bloody gary

A cocktail similar to a Bloody Mary, but instead of mixing vodka with tomato juice, a standard American commercial beer is used, preferably pored from a can. Bud Light, Coors, or Miller Genuine Draft are the preferable brands to use in a Bloody Gary. Dudes named Gary don't drink Heineken.

"I'm so hungover from last night. I think I'll have a Bloody Gary at brunch."

by ScotterB September 15, 2013

Ummm Gary

When you have no possible comeback to an insult, shout this.

(1) Your Mom is fat.
(2) Ummm Gary

by Gary Barry Larry April 18, 2008

Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ

ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ He is almighty, everyone must bow down to him. He is the sole leader of this dreary place we call Earth. We are all called to worship him. He will lead us to salvation. He is the best. He is the greatest.

Person 1: Hello, would you like to hear a word about our Lord and Savior?
Person 2: No, I have no interest in Jesus
Person 1: This is not about someone as feeble as Jesus, this is about Happy Gary.
Person 2: Oh, I am already a proud Gary-er.. Happy Gary ᕕ( ᐛ )ᕗ forever!!!

by PugISuppose November 29, 2021

Shut up Gary

Ah yes, everyone knows a “Gary”... It’s that one guy you don’t care enough to know his name and tries way too hard to push your buttons but doesn’t get anywhere. Just put him where he belongs: Shut up Gary....

That one guy: “Hey ur trash, git on my lvl”
You: “Just shut up Gary...”

by Imallaboutthatlife July 23, 2020