Someone who looks especially ridiculous or reprehensible while swimming in a pool, especially those who are adults and are on or using a floatation device, such as water wings.
by The Great Badger October 17, 2008
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by vacantparkbench December 12, 2009
Get the floatieling mug.A person who has risen time and again to a higher position at work despite their complete lack of skills. Like a piece of fecal matter that refuses to be flushed away, this 'floatee' not only keeps their job, but keeps going to the top.
Tom got to be network president by being a floatee and surviving the recent firings. No matter what he does, this floatee still rises to the top...
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