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The Final Shaft

When a series of unfortunate events has befallen someone, and they have reached the pit of the abyss that is their life... and someone does something to remind them of what a failure they are...
After the Tyrannosaurus Rex has stormed and laid waste to Jurassic Parks main compound:

Dr Grant - "Mr Hammond, after careful consideration, I've decided not to endorse your park" - The final shaft
by MM1988 July 21, 2011
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Sous-Final Boss

(Noun)
A sous-final boss boss is a "final boss" that is supposed to be a final boss, while it is soon encountered next by a stronger final boss. It is different from a penultimate boss, which is the opposite.
A Candidate for a sous-final boss is "Tenna" from Deltarune Chapter 3, as the community (perhaps even Toby Fox) agrees that it is the final boss of Deltarune Chapter 3, while being annihilated by "The Knight", which fits as an actual final boss, due to it's hard music, and strong attacks.

The Same was gonna go with Deltarune Chapter 2, but Toby Fox Confirmed that the unarmed "Queen" boss is actually a penultimate boss and not a "sous-final" boss.
by mrbeast539275 August 21, 2025
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Hey you, you're finally awake

A phrase used to start a spam call about a cars extended warranty
Hey you, you're finally awake. We've been trying to reach you about your cars extended warranty that is about to expire. Go to our website to extend your cars extended warranty to extended your extended warranty on your car.
by wipeoutninja February 24, 2023
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Final Fantasy Syndrome

Final Fantasy Syndrome is a phenomenon where people who get all their social interaction from playing Final Fantasy XIV lose the ability to communicate like normal people. People suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome typically respond to simple messages with 10000 word essays that look like they were written by ChatGPT and talk in a overly formal way reminiscent of some customer service agents.

Despite this veneer of formality and niceness, people suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome will typically leave no opportunity unseized to start petty drama, especially with people who do not play Final Fantasy XIV (Although they will not shy away from infighting if no such target is available).
I used to be friends with this guy but then he started suffering from Final Fantasy Syndrome. He sent me a ten page tirade after mentioned I don't play FFXIV and then blocked me everywhere.
by Magnus Dong November 19, 2024
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Final Explosion

Hym "Yeah, that's not a threat. FINAL EXPLOSION!!!"
by Hym Iam July 5, 2025
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Finals Depression

The feeling of worthlessness, prolonged sadness, and hopelessness that one gets when committing acts that are related to finals. (Studying, taking the final, mentioning finals, hearing about finals.)
The teacher gave us a 100 question final, I’m getting finals depression

“Did you hear about the final?”
“Dude stop you’re giving me finals depression.”
by Depresshen December 15, 2017
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Final Fantasy XIII

When you vomit, poop and piss at the same time.
Damn, I'm so sick I Final Fantasy XIII'd all over my room! Now I'll have to clean it somehow...
by Will-22 December 13, 2016
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