Fetus

Used to describe someone that's acting immature, dumb, clueless, dependent etc.

Man, you know damn well what's going on. Don't act like a fetus.

Why are you acting brand new? Or why are you acting like a fetus.

You think i was born yesterday? Or you think I'm a fetus?

Someone does something dumb** "You're such a fetus, grow up".

by Thirdeyefly October 30, 2018

fouser

the kind of human who is DTC or down to chill 24/7, likes people to be equal, loves a good time, loves to juul, loves to drive his slug bug and can reach speeds of up to 30 mph, always thinks fun and safety first and know how to do a job done well. also very attractive

Woah is that fouser over there? Man, I want to be fouser's BFF.

by sanjeev <3 November 7, 2018

fetus

a type of bean

Negus fetus deletus

by ThePikaJuker January 30, 2019

fetus tunnel

An act where a father who wants to speak to his unborn baby so he opens up his wife's pussy and speaks into it with his head close to the vagina to better communicate with the fetus.

Mother: "I want you to be invested in our baby"
Father: "Okay let me open up a fetus tunnel"

by Cerealwithwater February 9, 2019

FOTS

Fresh out the Shower

I did eat her ass but it was FOTS.

by Chunky_Doll February 21, 2019

fotu

Danish for a morbidly obese catfish, but also refuses to reveal her true physical form in real life.

Chatter 1: Why is Carolyn so arrogant?
Chatter 2: I don't know. She acts like she's all that but that's how that fotu is.

by deep aurora March 12, 2019

Fotu

An old, fat, miserable bitch who spends her life drinking heavily and ignoring her children with their 'new dad'. Her day consists of chatting online and bickering for hours like a 10 year old.

Don't be a Fotu, grow up!

by DangerDame March 28, 2019