Titty tax

Anytime your S/O has their shirt off they must show their tittys

Hey your shirts off, not you gotta pay the titty tax

by Jason’s deli April 18, 2025

fanun tax

when trans girls say fanum tax is like when white girls say period(t.)

then he was like "i dont wanna see your tuck" and i was like "get out of here. fanun tax."

by laundy42069 November 30, 2023

Liming Tax

n. The fine you receive as a result of being caught liming.

See also: Lime

"He finally got busted downloading free music. Got a 50-grand Liming Tax."

by eXDax November 2, 2007

Tax

Something Trumpies don’t pay.

“C’mon Sticky, we’re Republicans, we don’t pay taxes”

-Penny Proud

by ThisHuman November 25, 2021

Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

The Morgan Tax

When you are managing a restaurant team in a new market and have an employee who knows they are wildly more qualified for your job but chose to not to accept the offer bc they make more money serving. Morgan will absolutely dive in and save the day 9.6/10. Until, however, she gets rocked off her mind on Sunday eve knowing damn well shes assigned to a party of 60 the next day and then calls out with 12 min notice

When the shift starts at 11am and it’s 10:34 am the morgan tax is defined by the following exchange
Texting the Morgan: Hey girl thanks for reprepping Garde, running those 9 tables who werent yours, absorbing Emily and Olivias sections last night when they started crying and also thank you for staying a little later to help the expo close! Whats your ETA though because those party guests are trickling in.

Morgan: no

by Smashaluffigosus September 20, 2023

Taxing

When a bitch being stingy. Or something is hella expensive.

Real Nigga 1: “damn this hoe say she not gonna give up the head”
Real Nigga 2:”that hoe taxing”

by NiggaButt2012 May 27, 2021