sleeper fashionista

A person whose clothing rotation is typically mediocre at best, but during a formal event or other special occasion bust out such an elaborate outfit you would think they usually had better taste.

Damn, I didn’t think Derek could look that good! Doesn’t he usually wear plain t-shirts?

Yeah, he must be a sleeper fashionista.

by psuedofederal October 19, 2025

Peppermint old-fashioned

It's when you give someone a hand job with Vick's as lube while they drink hot chocolate.

"maybe I'll just run some Vick's on your chest for you.. and graze your nipple ever so lightly. Then I'll drag my hand down to your long Johnson and give you a peppermint old-fashioned."

by Casinick August 14, 2018

blueberry old fashioned

When you are having anal intercourse with an abnormally hairy partner who has a dingle berry farm of great fruition, you proceed to glaze said dingle berries with your sweet baby sauce. You than consume said sweet gooodness.

Got some good blueberry old fashioned goodness last night.

by ENS berry October 17, 2018

good old fashioned rimjob

Johnnys favourite sexual action, needs it daily to function

Johnny loves a good old fashioned rimjob

by Amiee3712 June 19, 2019

Japanese old fashioned

When your girl mummifies you in cling wrap and gives you a blow job. But the slow kind where she slowed down before you nutted and draws out your orgasm until you moan like a wounded soldier. You got that Japanese old fashioned

Yo, bro, my girl gave me a Japanese old fashioned. I thought I was gonna nut through the back of her throat I wanted to cum so hard.

by Jefe666 January 5, 2024

The New Fashioned Double Thumb Around

Similar to the "Old Fashioned Thumb Around" (going up to someone with open arms as if to give a hug but then quickly inserting your dominant thumb inside their asshole after you wrap your arms around them), but instead using both thumbs.

"I gave my ex boss, Mary, the New Fashioned Double Thumb Around in the break room right before putting in my two weeks notice. I figured what is she gonna do, fire me?"

by Steamer Bean January 1, 2025

Rye Old Fashioned

When a noob uses rye whiskey as the basis of an old fashioned thereby turning into something other than an old fashioned.

Patron: Can I get a rye old fashioned?
Bartender: You can get the fuck out.

by Boioioing3773 January 29, 2025