evan and emma

is in fact an actual couple IRL. no jokes no lies... unless?

woah, did you hear that those peeps are evan and emma?
no way they're fr dating?

by emmidd April 27, 2021

Evan Bergstrom

The man who repeatedly attempts to engage in a relationship with Cassidy who "goes to another school."

Person 1: Did you hear Evan got a girlfriend
Person 2: I don't know, he's a real Evan Bergstrom, it's probably fake

by evanbergstrom December 18, 2019

evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

pulling an Evan

named after the little-known internet celebrity, Evan Hill, this phrase describes a situation in which you should have gotten into serious trouble but instead gained respect of those who were victimized.

Tom: i totally verbally broke down this girl right in front of her friends.

Tim: well, what happened afterwards?

Tom: she gave me a blowjob.

Tim: oh yeah, pulling an Evan.

by silentshadows June 11, 2009

Evan Richards

An extremely good friend who is really smart and kinda shows it off alot

He is such an Evan Richards

by Hello I'm yeet April 26, 2019

tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

Evan Price

Word used to describe an extremely greasy white boy. Often noted to have an absurd amount of acne.

Wow that kid is so greasy; he's an Evan Price for sure.

by APBIOIYKYK33333 September 3, 2019