evan laster

retard

person 1: yo look at that guy, such a retard
person 2: yea he's a complete evan laster

by steeee davenport February 14, 2018

tom evans

He’s not fat he’s just flumpy

You’ll end up looking like Tom Evans if you don’t stop eating cake

by Darkmemelordhoward January 23, 2019

evan craig

Great person with a lovely personality.will be very successful in life .has an amazing left foot but a ahit right foot.hes quite a handsome male

I would love to be Evan Craig

by Ayeeeeeeeeeeee11234466 April 14, 2014

siena evans

Siena Evans, a hot af girl!

Did you see Siena Evans today?

by siaeh8sba September 13, 2018

Evan Gillam

Evan Gillam is a ScreaM (cs:go pro player) wannabe. In his spare time he enjoys playing growtopia cs:go and minecraft, even though he is 15 he enjoys these games and most of all enjoys jacking off to hentai and Nazi WWII porn

Evan gillam is a loser

by evan gillam is bad July 22, 2017

Evan Iriarte

Evan Iriarte, I’m gonna be honest, he’s the cutest man alive, he is the most chill laid back person you’ll meet, he’s big asf and his car is speedy😈 I love evan and you do too

Did you see Evan Iriarte and that stupid 5.0 driver doing donuts?

by baklava. November 23, 2021

Evan Phillips

Famous lanky cunt from Bridgend, Who lives in a flat and vapes his heart out down cafe at lunch time. Bully’s year 7’s whilst drinking his Pepsi max cherry.

If you find an “Evan Phillips” RUNNN!!!!

Lewis : Bro he looks like Evan Phillips

Cai : Fuck, it is. RUNNNNNN!!!!

by TinyDickPhillips September 5, 2019