Eli

Eli is a cute and wonderful guy you love, the comes out as gay on you birthday. Good for him, bad for you

“Hey remember Eli?”
“Yea i knew he was gay”

by The gay foggat September 20, 2021

ELI

has some muscles the size of bowling balls and he is funny he loves all sports and everyone likes him unlike other people.

eli will be the awesomest forever even if he is dead

by pooface07 September 2, 2019

Eli

A fucking pedophile who likes little girls. He makes sure to find people who are at least five years younger than him. and proceeds to pin them on his phone. He even makes sure to stalk their location.

Stop being a eli bro thats hella gross

by BigSt3ppa April 18, 2023

Eli

Eli is a Kind, yet sometimes mean guy. He also has OCD (Oversized Cock Disorder). He and Keegan are soul mates. Shit he a thicc boi.

Damn Eli you so this and I can see your OCD through your pants!

by komodo737 November 5, 2021

Elie Hajjar

Hes sexxy af

Elie Hajjar is soooooo hot. Wtf, did you look at his dick

by ThinPeak June 6, 2018

Eli

Best person you’ll meet they’re funny sweet and kind

Bro look! It’s Eli
Yesss

by Gob gob January 9, 2022

Eli

a omni-sexual that's obsessed with their best friend zahia, and also lives flirting with Remi and is in an platonic poly relationship with remi and maliyah

Person1: "Hi Eli! "

Eli : "Hi"
Person3: "OMG IS THAT AN ELI??? "

by Just.a.friend2007 February 9, 2022