by NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM.GG NOTSCAM. February 11, 2022
by LaChole_2017 March 10, 2017
Cop: "You're under arrest!"*handcuffs suspect and pushes him into the back seat*
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."
*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."
*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."
Suspect: "Hey man, easy on the merchandise."
*Person 1 hugs Person 2 suddently*
Person 2: "Haha, easy on the merchandise."
Person 1: *sarcastically* "Shut up."
*Tourist picks up glass sculpture with little care*
Shopkeeper: "Hey! Easy on the merchandise, kid."
Tourist: "Sorry, no hablo chino."
by funny_occasionally January 18, 2018
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025
Can ya pay be back for those beers last night? "easy cuz"
Bro, can ya give me the fleshlight? "easy cuz"
Bro, can ya give me the fleshlight? "easy cuz"
by 0m@g December 04, 2022